Wait, wha--?! That wasn't the Collections button! Ohshi-!

So, I guess this means I should actually write something now that I'm here anyway. But seeing as this is a bloggy-type thing, it can be utter nonsense, which somewhat takes away any and all pressure.

Well... Where to start? I've never been particularly big on writing journal/status entries; It's not something I really think about or find interesting. That's not to say they're not a laugh at times, but I'm just... What? What's with that look? No, I-- But--
Okay, okay! Blogs are great! Now seriously, calm yourself.
Put the knife down.

Right down.

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah... Check back tomorrow, I might think of something to write by the--

...

What the hell are you going to do with a knife, anyway? Stab your damn monitor?
You know, you're lucky I still talk to you. I might have to fix that problem if this keeps up.
Go take some painkillers and relax for a little. Perhaps wash them down with a swig or seven of whiskey. And more painkillers. And then...

... Who am I kidding? You stopped reading this junk long ago.

Blogging; There's never been so many people with so little to say saying so much to so few.